Meet AIlice — your first AI employee
MEET AILICE 🎩☕

Your best testimonials are rotting in your DMs

Meet AIlice, your first AI employee. She reads your client chats, finds every win you've forgotten about, and files it in a ready-made Trophy Cabinet so you can find the perfect proof for any offer in seconds.

Yes, I want my wins back → £33 · INSTANT ACCESS
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Sarah, the Mad Hatter
REC ● IMG_001
AILICE.RUN● LIVE
> load client_chats
> hunting for wins…
> wins_found: 48
> tagged_by_offer: ALL
> trophy_cabinet: UPDATED ✓
[ QUICK PSA BEFORE YOU KEEP SCROLLING ]
Want me to build it for you?That's the Rabbit Hole Build. DM me AILICE and we'll chat.
Want to hire your first one yourself?For less than a takeaway? Keep reading. 👇
03 / THE PROBLEM

Right now, you think you need more testimonials.

You don't.

You've got loads. They're just buried.

In a Telegram group from March. In a voice note. In a WhatsApp from a client who said "omg I SOLD OUT" while you were doing the school run, so you sent a heart, meant to screenshot it later, and never did.

Then launch day comes around and you're scrolling back through months of messages trying to find that one perfect quote. An hour later you give up and use the same three testimonials you've used since 2023.

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And it's costing you sales, because when people are unsure, they copy people like them.

No proof on the page? No copying. No buying.

04 / WHAT AILICE FOUND IN MY CHATS

I tested AIlice on my own client chats before I let anyone else near her.

48
WINS FOUND
4
CLIENT CHATS
Every single one tagged by the offer it proves.
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TROPHY_017✓ APPROVED
"The new templates are AWESOME! It's like you're in my brain."
Becky
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TROPHY_031✓ APPROVED
"How the f*ck are you SO good at bringing my content to life exactly how I hear it in my head?"
Leanne
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TROPHY_044✓ APPROVED
"Wow Sarah is a carousel genius."
Lou

I'd forgotten about most of them. That's the whole point.

05 / THE METHOD

The only AI training that starts with the thing you already have

Most AI courses hand you 500 prompts and wish you luck.

You end up typing random questions into ChatGPT, getting beige answers back, and deciding AI "isn't for you".

Here's the bit nobody tells you: AI needs a manager. It's only as good as what you give it.

So instead of teaching you everything at once, Meet AIlice teaches you to hire ONE AI employee, with ONE job, done the SAME way every time. And she starts with something you already have piles of: your client chats.

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IMG_002ONE EMPLOYEE · ONE JOB
What AIlice does for you
[01]
Finds every win.
Results, firsts, "I finally..." moments and before and afters, ranked from strongest to weakest.
[02]
Keeps the context.
Who said it, when, what you'd done for them, and which offer it proves. No more "who was that again?"
[03]
Files it all in one place.
Your Trophy Cabinet in Notion. Filter by offer and every approved win for that launch is right there.
[04]
Does the awkward bit.
She writes the permission message for each client, so nothing goes public until they say yes.
[05]
Gives you the content too.
Tidied testimonials, mini case studies, a screenshot hit list and three post ideas, every time you run her.
RUNTIME ≈ 2:00Hours of scrolling, done in about two minutes.
06 / WHAT'S INSIDE

Here's exactly what's waiting for you down the rabbit hole

01
THE WHY
Down the Rabbit Hole

Why people buy when they see proof from someone just like them, why messy real messages beat polished testimonials, and where your wins are leaking away.

£27
02
SETUP
Get Set Up

Your free Claude and Notion accounts, connected in about 10 minutes, with your Trophy Cabinet duplicated and ready to fill. I walk you through every click.

£27
03
YOUR OFFERS
Teach Your AI What You Sell

AIlice interviews you about your offers, one question at a time, then fills in your Notion all by herself. It feels a bit like magic.

£27
04
YOUR CHATS
Export Your Chats

Click by click, how to get your client chats out of Telegram, WhatsApp and Instagram. No tech skills needed.

£27
05
THE HUNT
Meet AIlice, Your Testimonial Hunter

Upload a chat and watch months of messages turn into a ranked list of every win, with testimonials, case studies and post ideas ready to go.

£27
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THE PRIZE-GIVING
Make Your Proof Sell

Where to put your proof so it actually sells on sales pages, in emails and on socials, plus the 30-minute monthly habit so you never lose a win again.

£27
+ BONUSES
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BONUS£47
The Trophy Cabinet

My Notion template. Every win saved, sorted by offer, with permission tracking built in. Duplicate it in one click.

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BONUSINCLUDED
AIlice's Project Instructions

The exact copy-and-paste instructions that turn Claude into your Testimonial Hunter. Paste once, use forever.

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BONUSINCLUDED
The Export Cheat Cards

One-page guides for Telegram, WhatsApp and Instagram, so you never have to rewatch a video to remember what to click.

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BONUSINCLUDED
An Example Trophy Cabinet

A fully filled-in example, so you can see exactly what yours will look like after your first hunt.

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BONUSINCLUDED
The Monthly Prize-Giving Checklist

The 30-minute, last-Friday-of-the-month routine that keeps your cabinet full without you thinking about it.

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TOTAL VALUE: OVER £200
Yours for just£33
Give me Meet AIlice for £33 →
INSTANT ACCESS · FREE CLAUDE + NOTION ACCOUNTS
07 / BUT…

Excuses, debugged

"I'm not techy."

Good. Neither is this. If you can copy, paste and click Export, you can do this. I show you every single click, and the hardest bit takes 10 minutes.

"I don't have time."

You don't have time NOT to. You're already spending hours scrolling for proof every time you launch. Setup is about an hour, once. After that it's 30 minutes a month.

"I don't have many clients yet."

You've got more wins than you think. Even one busy client chat can hide a dozen. And the Trophy Cabinet grows with you, so you're never starting from scratch again.

"I already keep a testimonials folder."

Lovely. Do you know who said each one, when, what you'd done for them and which offer it proves? Can you find every approved win for one offer in five seconds? That's the difference.

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Sarah
IMG_003 // HUMAN IN CHARGE
08 / CREDENTIALS

This isn't AI advice from someone who just discovered ChatGPT

I'm Sarah, the Mad Hatter. 🎩

I've got a degree in psychology and a Master's in Behaviour Analysis, and I've worked as an expert witness in SEN tribunals. Why people do what they do is my entire obsession, and it's exactly why social proof works.

I'm also an online business manager. I live in the back end of women's businesses: the emails, the automations, the systems that keep everything running. I use AI employees every single day, for my own business and for my clients.

I built AIlice because I was doing this job by hand, scrolling back through client chats for proof, and it was eating my week. Now she does it in two minutes.

BSc PSYCHOLOGYMSc BEHAVIOUR ANALYSISEXPERT WITNESSONLINE BUSINESS MANAGER
09 / COMPATIBILITY CHECK

This is for you if…

  • You know your clients get amazing results, but you couldn't find the proof if your life depended on it.
  • You've screenshotted a lovely message, then lost it in a camera roll full of school letters and receipts.
  • Your sales page has the same three testimonials it had two years ago.
  • You want to start using AI in your business, but properly, not by typing random questions and hoping.
  • You love Notion, or you'd love to, if someone just set it up for you.
  • You want one small win with AI this week, not a 47-module course you'll never finish.
10 / FAQ

You asked, I answered

Do I need to pay for Claude or Notion?

No. You need a free Claude account and a free Notion account, and that's it. If you already pay for either one, it makes things even smoother (more room to upload chats and run AIlice more often), but it isn't essential.

Which chats does it work with?

Telegram, WhatsApp and Instagram DMs, plus anything you can copy and paste or screenshot (Voxer, Slack, Messenger, emails).

Can it read voice notes?

No, AI can't hear voice notes in an export. I show you how to get clients to put their big wins in writing too.

Will it post my clients' messages without asking?

Never. AIlice drafts a permission message for every client, and nothing gets ticked "Approved to use" until they say yes.

How is this different from asking ChatGPT to find my testimonials?

AIlice knows your offers, scores every win, keeps the context, writes the permission messages and files everything in one place. Same job, same way, every time. That's the difference between a random question and an employee.

How long will this take me?

About an hour to set up, including watching the videos. Then 30 minutes a month.

Do you offer refunds?

No. Meet AIlice is an instant access course, so the second you buy, everything is yours. That's why there are no refunds.

11 / ABOUT YOUR MAD HATTER

Welcome to the tea party ☕

I'm Sarah. I help women entrepreneurs build brands people remember and businesses that run without them doing everything at 11pm.

Branding, to me, is psychology, not pretty fonts. And AI, to me, is a team, not a toy. You just need to know how to manage it.

I live in a world of teacups, top hats and very well-organised Notion pages.

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Sarah
IMG_004 // THE MAD HATTER
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The proof is already there. You just need someone to go and get it.

If nobody can see your wins, nobody's buying because of them.

I'm done losing my wins, give me Meet AIlice for £33 →
One more thing before you go: Got a question first? DM me AILICE on Instagram and I'll answer it myself.