F*ckingUnforgettable
The 3-week 1:1 brand intensive that'll make you the obvious choice.
Instant access to the training portal the second you sign up, then three weeks of me reviewing your actual content, voice and visuals.
Before you keep scrolling
Want someone to just make your carousels for you? This isn't that. DM me if that's what you're after.
But if you're the one still making your own content, and you're tired of watching people say less interesting things than you and get more attention for it?
Keep reading. Welcome home.
Right now, you're doing all the things.
Posting 7 times a week, multiple trial reels, consuming every strategy workshop, and probably banging your head against a wall (on a lot of caffeine). But instead of content that converts, you're getting:
A caption you wrote bold, then softened before you hit post.
Carousels that look fine, but nobody's screenshotting them.
The same three safe opinions on repeat, because the interesting one still feels too risky.
The problem isn't that you don't know the frameworks. You do.
The actual root issue is that nobody's in the room with you while you use them, so the second-guessing wins every time.
That's what we're fixing inside F*cking Unforgettable: a done-with-you 3-week 1:1 intensive where I audit, review and polish your actual content, voice and visuals, three times a week, until saying the damn thing stops feeling like a risk and starts feeling like your default.
Yes, I want people to actually see my genius(and pay me for it)This isn't a passive course.
It's a done-with-you 3-week 1:1 experience designed to take you from knowing the frameworks to living them, in your actual content, with me looking over your shoulder the whole way.
The Brand Audit Call 60 minutes
We run your existing content through the Vibe, Voice and Visual lens together. You walk away knowing exactly which opinions are worth saying, where your voice is watering itself down, and where your visuals are burying good content instead of selling it.
Your Personalised Brand Playbook
Not a generic worksheet. Your bank of damn things worth saying, your boundary language so bold doesn't tip into cancelled, and your personal answers to all five visual psychology pillars: your colour, your contrast move, your face and gaze strategy, your pattern interrupt, your recognition signature. You keep using this long after the three weeks end.
3 weeks in Telegram Mon · Wed · Thu
You create the content, voice and design. I review three pieces a week for both, with voice notes on what's landing and what's still playing it safe. This is where the theory turns into a habit.
Your weekly focus arc
Finding the opinion worth saying, and making the first frame impossible to scroll past.
The without-being-cancelled work: owning a take without over-hedging it, plus what makes someone stop and look twice.
Consistency and ownership: a visual and voice signature people recognise before they've read a word.
BONUS
Shit Hot Carousels + Say The Damn Thing
Both instant-access courses, gifted before we begin, so you arrive with the tools already in hand. Not priced into your investment.
BONUS
The Say It Anyway swipe file
A bank of bold opinion hooks and openers for your niche, so the blank page is never the reason you don't post once our three weeks are done.
BONUS
The Visual Associations training
Included in your portal from day one, so you know exactly what your visuals are saying about you before anyone reads a word.
Don't take my word for it.
Straight from the DMs. Unedited, unfiltered and very much unforgettable.
£444, down from £799, for new clients only.
My ongoing 1:1 coaching starts at £499 per month, for 3 months minimum. You can work out the savings.
This rate won't last. As demand grows, the investment increases.
Make me unforgettable · £444The second you sign up.
Portal access
Trainings from Shit Hot Carousels, Say The Damn Thing and Rent Free Branding, ready to go.
Your private Telegram
I invite you into your 1:1 group and we pick a start date for the intensive together.
Onboarding form
So we make the most of every one of our three weeks together.
How our three weeks unfold
Kick off: Brand Audit Call
We go through your existing content side by side, flag every place your voice is playing small and every place your visuals aren't pulling their weight, and leave you with a clear map of what unforgettable looks like for your brand.
Three weeks of Telegram support
Monday, Wednesday and Thursday: submit, get feedback on and polish three pieces of content a week. This is where the audit becomes a habit.
Wrap up: closing call
We review everything that shifted across the three weeks and map your next 30 days of content solo, so momentum doesn't stop when our time together does.
Areas we might dive into
Say The Damn Thing: finding and sharpening the opinions your content's been avoiding.
The five pillars of visual psychology: from what makes someone stop scrolling to what makes them recognise you on mute.
Off With The Disclaimers: owning a take without hedging it into nothing.
It's for you if…
You've done Say The Damn Thing or Shit Hot Carousels, you know what you should be posting, but you keep softening it before you hit go.
Your content looks fine. Not unforgettable. Fine.
You've got opinions you're sitting on because you're scared of how people will react.
You want someone looking at your actual content, not more theory to file away.
You can commit to posting three times a week for three weeks with feedback, not "when you get round to it".
Your no-brainer next step.
You already paid for the insight. This is where it stops sitting in a notes app and starts showing up in your feed.
A course tells you what to do. This is someone telling you, in real time, whether it's working.
A voice you don't water down and a feed people recognise before they've read the caption. That isn't available if you keep doing this alone.
Branding is psychology, not decoration.
Sarah is the founder of Mad Hatter Branding: brand strategist, design wizard and true Mad Hatter, obsessed with teacups and teapots.
She holds a psychology degree and a Master's in Behaviour Analysis, and spent years as an expert witness in SEN tribunals before bringing that same lens to branding. Which is exactly why F*cking Unforgettable exists: knowing the theory was never the problem. Using it was.
Questions
What happens after purchase?
You get instant access to an online portal with trainings from Shit Hot Carousels, Say The Damn Thing AND Rent Free Branding. I'll then invite you into your private 1:1 Telegram group and we'll pick a start date for the 3-week intensive. You'll also get an onboarding form so we can make the most of our three weeks together.
Who is F*cking Unforgettable for?
Female entrepreneurs who've already done the inner work on their message and visuals, through Say The Damn Thing or Shit Hot Carousels, and now need eyes on their actual content to make it stick.
I've already done Say The Damn Thing or Shit Hot Carousels. Is this just repeating that?
No. Those gave you the frameworks. This is doing it, with feedback on your real content, three times a week, for three weeks.
What if I say something and it doesn't land well?
That's exactly what week two is built for: owning an opinion without over-hedging it, while still protecting yourself. You won't be figuring that boundary out alone.
Do I need my content pillars or niche fully figured out already?
No. Your Brand Audit Call and your Playbook sort that out in week one.
Ready to say it?
You've already said you're done blending in. This is where that stops being a feeling and starts being your feed.
Questions? DM UNFORGETTABLE